Thursday, 20 February 2014

Review: Behemoth - The Satanist

Yes, it's a day late. Well guess what, I'm in university, I've got midterms and not much time. But I love you bastards enough to write a proper review.

WHY CAN'T I DO THIS PUNCTUALLY?!

Behemoth is back! And they're back to their black metal roots, moving away from death metal a bit for the majority of the album and experimenting a bit. And this one's extra special because it's the first album since the lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist Nergal was put on trial for ripping a Bible in Poland in 2010 and being diagnosed with leukemia the same year. He's since beaten leukemia after getting a bone marrow transplant, and now he's written some of the angriest material Behemoth has ever played. Now, are you ready for some face melting?


Monday, 3 February 2014

Review: Primal Fear - Delivering The Black

What time is Mr. Wolf? It's time for you to shut the fuck up and listen to some powah metal! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I haven't done a power metal review yet, so I figured, "Why not?" And it isn't because fuck all came out this week. What'd I think? You cheeky little bastard, I'm not telling you right away this time! Read for once in your goddamn life.